In college, my girlfriend’s sorority sisters kept a little secret amongst themselves. They would write down every one of their sexual conquests in a notebook they dubbed,”The Encylo-ween-ia”.
In the The Encylo-ween-ia they would note the guys name, his frat(duh, since that’s pretty important), and add an interesting description of his “ween”. No important deet left unsaid: length, girth, flaws and all.
Now that we’re out of college and notebooks are a thing of the past, there is a new way to track your sexual conquests. This time it’s all online (at Bedpost.com) and comes without all the judgment.
Bedpost is a site that allows you to log in and track all of your wildest conquests, from length of time to the name of the guy. You can even add “descriptive” words (whatever that means). And don’t worry, it’s totally private and completely anonymous(in case you’re in a a slutty phase).