Land of Link-in: Monday, March 1

[1] Precocious kids are, at best, simultaneously cute/annoying. What then of precocious hipster kids? Details delves into, well, the details of hipsters raising hipsters. (Details)
[2] Does this mean we’ll soon welcome Baby Alien #2 to the world? (Newser)
[3] Get ready, people: Alice in Wonderland is out this week. Let’s talk about the costumes! (New York Post)
[4] Does this mean she’s over Sam Ronson? Lindsay Lohan + Roberto Cavalli = Daddy complex. (TMZ)
[5] It isn’t David Geffen, folks. (Showbiz 411)