5 Things To Dump After A Breakup

Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching and for those licking wounds from a breakup the Hallmark holiday is never easy. If you need help moving on, we found the perfect way to get the push you need. Follow the lead of a Goodwill in Colonial Park, PA and host a “Dump your X’s Stuff” Drive…

HOW TO DO IT?

• Call up your single friends and tell them to bring over their mementos of relationships past
• Order a gigantic pizza, drink a shit load of wine, and talk shit about your ex’s Ds
• Throw their shit into a box
• When you sober up, drop it off at your local thrift store
• Never look back

5 THINGS YOU SHOULD PITCH ASAP

1. Stuffed animals
2. Picture frames filled with your couple photo
3. Jewelry(especially if it is this necklace)
4. Your comfort blanket a.k.a his old college sweatshirt
5. Anything that smells like him

WHERE TO DUMP THE BREAKUP GOODS? 

• Goodwill
• Salvation Army
• Housing Works