Luxe Litter: Black and Bootie-ful

These shoes make me wish I could find in my body to have a torrid love affair with a foxy older gentleman. One that would love to buy his young girlfriend a $795 pair of shoes for no particular reason.
Standing at 6″ high, the Dolce & Gabbana Suede Wedge Ankle Bootie is the end-all, be-all of this season’s ankle boot trend. I’ve searched and searched but nothing compares.
So what I’m really saying is…if your grandpa is single, give him my number.