I thought this was funny for like…a nanosecond, at which point I became outraged. It’s pretty strange that in 2009 that kind of spousal control is a viable option, and a bankable one at that. There are some other stipulations- mainly that they can’t do anything if the banned individual signs up under a new email and the only way that it can be revoked is if you can prove the couple has gotten divorced. Weak.
But you don’t just get a poorly designed teeshirt, oh no, you get all this other stuff too:
“Within 30 days of purchase, a Customer Loyalty Team (“CLT”)representative from Zappos.com will arrive to the location of yourchoosing in the United States to break the news in person to yoursignificant other.
The CLT rep will also be a shoulder to cry on for up to 1 hour (60minutes) for your significant other. As time permits, the CLT rep will also be available to share tears of joy with you. The CLT rep will be happy to frolic in a field of daisies with youor do anything that is mutually agreed upon to not be morally orethically objectionable.”
Ugh. Gross. Communication, people. It’ll save you $50,000.
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