Thoughts On The Gossip Girl Season Premier?!?!

Chuck & Blair: I hate them as a couple. Not interested in the continuance of this storyline. Let’s just let Chuck continue to sleep with triplets, twins, whoever, and all will be well.
Blair: A Lord..?!!? How lucky is she??
Dan & Serena: These two have the worst luck! I’m interested in seeing how this plays out.
Rufus Humphrey: DILF. Nuff said.
Little Jenny Humphrey: Who does internships when they’re 14? This girls is really annoying and I kind of can’t stand her persona but she knows how to play her cards right. Using the gay best friend to get into the White Party, smart move.
Laurel: This woman is a bitch. Do people like this really exist? I hope she never makes another appearance on the show.
Tinsley Mortimer: Yikes. Were those scenes uncomfortable for anyone else?
Sooo…I kind of want to put together a Gossip Girl: Chicago night at a bar. Take a shot every time GG sends a text/makes a revelation? Would you guys come or will I be left sitting there in a school girl uniform by myself?