A Millennial Dating Site for the Desperate Dude Seeking 27/F/FL, Big Boobs, Blonde Hair..

Remember that 80s movie, “Weird Science”? Two teens use their computer skills to generate a dream date. Laughable at the time but now, 20 years later, that concept has come to reality. CloudDate.com is a new millennial dating site dedicated to creating a perfect woman for you and your internet persona to show off to your Facebook friends.

All the desperate dudes have to do is describe their fantasy babe to the site and, with the help of some 1’s and 0’s, their status goes from, “single” to “in a relationship”. That, and, from “normal” to “creepy” in an instant.

Guys connect with the chicks on the millennial dating site via their social networking profiles while their Tweeps look on, none the wiser.

Imagine finding out your BF’s ex was imaginary? That is almost worse than finding out he’s actually a woman. It’s stuff like this that keeps us and our hot girlfriends single. Ugh.