What to Wear: "Walk of Shame"

Most of us have been there: You start out the evening with that”special someone” – you laugh, canoodle, and enjoy each other’s company- then the next thing you know (usually after one too many martinis)you’re screaming in ecstasy at hisplace. The following day your vision is blurry, eyeliner is smudged andhair is a hot mess. The worst part – you know you are going to have to be seen in public like that. Without your arsenal of beauty suppliesand trusty closet full of clothing options, you are basically screwed.Trust me; you don’t want to be “that girlâ€.
Follow my five simplesteps and I guarantee that the walk you take will be a proud one.
1. Some Like it Hot:
Get the party started by creating a [adj.-seductive] outfit. I would wear a sexy sequin tunic vest and high-waisted pencil skirt paired with fishnet tights, oxford booties and my cutest dateclutch for a look that is bound to have you “walking the walk.â€
2. Morning After Thrill:
Should you manage to locate allof your own clothes the next day, you’ll also want to grab your man’sdenim button-up, knit beanie, and a black skinny tie along with youritems.
3. Man Up:
Resurrect last night’s outfit and skip thesequin top. Instead, put on your boy’s button-up to tuck into your slimpencil skirt. Everyone will just think your incorporating this season’s menswear trend.
4. Face-off:
There are a few make-up essentials that party girls like you should swear by. Luckily, (lifesaver that they are)- Benefit Cosmeticshas already put a kit together for you. With this occasion in mind, andcomplete with portions small enough to fit in your party bag, theirpackage â€The Overnighterâ€will be your saving grace. The kit contains an extra “Hanky Pankyâ€thong, along with of their “California Kissin’â€- their smilebrightening lip shine, “Eyeconâ€- the brightening eye cream (this willhelp you appear awake,) “Benetintâ€- their rose-tinted cheek andlip-stain, and “Some Kind-a Gorgeous†– Benefit’s foundation faker.Keep these items in your evening clutch, along with Altoids mints, andyour sunglasses, and you’ll be free to pass go.
5. Roll-out:
Refine your look by rolling-up your, err hissleeves. Add your tightsand heels and be sure to throw the beanie over your haphazard hair-do.Providing that you still feel that you want to join the “WitnessProtection Program,†than by all means, slip on your oversizedsunglasses. Before you dash out the door, you may just feel inclined toleave with his phone number as well.