Best Chicago Happy Meal
Let’s be honest: you’re not here for a steakhouse moment or whatever men think “dinner” means. You’re here for the Best Chicago Happy Meal — crispy lettuce, a salty rim, and fries you didn’t technically order but will absolutely eat every last one of. This perfect bar trio is the perfect girl dinner.
This list is for the ones who know that a Caesar salad can carry emotional weight. That fries are best served with gossip. And that a martini should feel slightly dangerous—like it might encourage you to send a “hey” text at 12:41am, followed by ✨no regrets✨.
If your ideal night involves debating the correct ratio of parm to romaine, side-eyeing someone across the bar, and somehow ending up with three kinds of aioli at your table?
Welcome. You’re in the right place.
I did the deeply important work — fork in one hand, coupe in the other — to find the best Chicago Happy Meal trifectas. Whether you’re in your “just got dumped” era or your “soft launch summer” era, here are the spots that understand the assignment.
Nonnina (River North)
Why it’s perfect: They literally call it the Chicago Happy Meal: Caesar salad + parmesan fries + classic martini—all for $25. They’ve been promoting it as of yesterday.
- Caesar salad: Tableside or plated, drippy with parm and crisp romaine.
- Fries: Parmesan-dusted, addictive, and clearly non-negotiable.
- Martini: Classic, cold, strong—exactly what you’re here for.
Bonus: They got the memo—food, drink, vibe—all in one glam package.
Daisies (Logan Square)
Why it’s perfect: Known for pasta, but the veg-forward menu + bar is so girl dinner.
- Caesar salad: Romaine with big shaved parm energy.
- Fries: Local potatoes, double-fried. A hidden gem here.
- Martini: Their bar program is thoughtful—try their house twists.
Bonus: You feel healthy and indulgent at the same time.
The Warbler (Lincoln Square)
Why it’s perfect: Cozy but elevated neighborhood spot with a cute covered patio.
- Caesar salad: Crisp greens with grilled lemon + optional anchovy add-on.
- Fries: They come with aioli, and they’re dangerously snackable.
- Martini: Dirty, chilled to the gods.
Bonus: A+ for catching up with a girlfriend over snacks.
Avec (West Loop)
Why it’s perfect: Euro-style small plates with a minimalist, sexy vibe.
- Caesar salad: A twist—expect something slightly unexpected but fire.
- Fries: Garlicky, hot, and come with house sauces.
- Martini: House cocktails are clean, sharp, and strong.
Bonus: Perfect for a low-key flex.
Armitage Alehouse (Lincoln Park)
Why it’s perfect: British pub meets luxe supper club. Dark wood, candlelight, and martini energy.
- Caesar salad: Creamy and anchovy-rich with a soft egg if you want.
- Fries: Thick and golden. You feel like a character in a British drama.
- Martini: Icy cold, served with a sidecar of extra.
Bonus: Your crush will text you while you’re here. It’s that vibe.
Bonus Tip:
Don’t come underdressed. Girl dinner is a performance art. Try a messy bun with surgical precision, an oversized blazer that says “I ghost professionally,” and a lip color that threatens legal action. Jewelry should jingle. Your bag should be tiny and emotionally unavailable.
Final Verdict:
Every spot on this list understands the assignment — but which one you crown as your go-to depends on your current main character arc. Want cozy chaos with crunchy lettuce? The Warbler. Want minimal Euro vibes? Avec. Want to accidentally fall in love with your bartender? Armitage Alehouse.
Stay salty. Stay stunning. And if the fries are good enough? Stay out way too late.
