He had me at Room for Squares and lost me when he started dating "Maniston" and now he has me again.

The internets is in an uproar about John Mayer's recent Playboy article. The singer/songwriter reveals TMI about his sex life, amongst other things, and with that comes his feelings about ex-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson.  He says, "Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.". If I received that sentiment in a Valentine's card I would probably ask the guy to marry me.

And though that might be the hottest thing I have heard in a while, I can still admit that Mayer is a dick so let's just focus on the sexy shiz during this love-filled week.