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{{Sex + Dating}} I Woke Up Like This aka Why I'm Not Married Yet

{{Sex + Dating}} I Woke Up Like This aka Why I’m Not Married Yet

Coming back home with my coffee, a really attractive man catches my attention and I can’t help but stare at him because I know him from somewhere. Mind you, I look like a…

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{{Sex + Dating}} My Type of Guy Doesn’t Give A Shit About Ice

Having a nice working lunch at Joseph Leonard by myself. The table next to me is on their first or second date and the guy is someone I’ve seen on online dating since…

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{{Sex + Dating}} Tinder Date With A Side of Bacon

Went on a date, ordered a platter of bacon, talked about myself the entire time, and told him I’m dating 40 other people. Got asked on a second/was semi-proposed to. Realized I’ve been…

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{{Sex + Dating}} Is Getting Dumped On A Date the New Ghosting?

Last summer, the New York Times covered the break-up of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron and the circumstances under which it happened. Unlike many other Hollywood splits before it, it didn’t end with…

{{Sex + Dating}} That Time I Was One of the Most Desirable Women on OKCupid

It was slightly alarming to receive an email from OKCupid telling me they wanted to speak with me ASAP regarding my profile. When we connected, they let me know that I was one…

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Looking for A Boyfriend? Here are 5 Items to AVOID On Your First Date

We chatted with Laurie Davis, founder of eFlirt Expert and author of Love @ First Click, about, what else, dating. The relationship expert sat down to give us some tips on snagging a…

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Get ‘Lo: 3 Valentine’s Day Date Outfits For All The Single Ladies

Just because you don’t have a serious BF locked down to be your Valentine’s Day date this year doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice having fun. After all, it is JUST a Hallmark…

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{{Fitness}} The Juice Is Loose: How to Survive the BluePrint Cleanse

The Blueprint Cleanse is a 3-day juice fast comprised of 6 drinks per day. TBH, I tried to do this in 2009 but was not as dedicated to the cause back then. AKA I…

Day #2: 30 Days of Being 30 - 3 Steps to Finding Your Grown Up Gym + Why I Picked Equinox

{{Fitness} 3 Steps to Finding Your Grown Up Gym + Why I Picked Equinox

An integral part of turning 30 is learning to accept that your metabolism is getting slower by the day. Even you skinny bitches need to realize this. From age 0 – 26 ish,…

6 Items(You Already Own) To Help You Snag That Babe at Starbucks

6 Items(You Already Own) To Help You Snag That Babe at Starbucks

  We’re sweatsuit-clad freelancers Monday through Friday, so we relish the few times a week when we can kick off our slippers and get into something a little less comfortable. Work-from-home-ies, you know…

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